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Roasts

First of all, who is a good candidate?
Whether it be for a birthday surprise, employees roasting their boss at a corporate function, a retirement party or for some other occasion where there is one person being honored, a roast is perfect (as long as your guest of honor has a sense of humor)! Probably a good idea to check with them first to make sure they’ll be comfortable on stage.

Do all the "roasts" and "toasts" have to be negative?
Absolutely not. But it seems like roasts (and toasts, too) are funnier when they insult the person. So, as long as the negative comments are not hurtful and are in good fun...anything goes with Impact DJ’s Comedy Roasts!

How many people do you need to make it a fun event?
Well, roasting someone at the dinner table probably doesn't qualify as a real, true roast. I remember that for my mom's 70th birthday, her friends roasted her. As I recall, there were probably 60 or 80 people in the room. The worst teasing came from her doctors, of all people, who let the crowd know about the details they each know so intimately. The more people in the room, the more ruckus there is. The more people who present, the more fun it is.

Is anything off limits?
Well, I should think so. Obviously, you don't want to bring up past relationships that are still lingering, or talk about how many women a man has dated...if he's there with someone new. You have to use common sense, and remember this is about being humorous--all in good fun. At a roast, an old boyfriend of the honoree had presented and brought the white pages with a new cover and said it was an autobiography listing of all the men they dated...and then fell over sideways because it was so heavy. People were on the floor laughing--except for their date!

What if I can't think of anything to say?
The professionals at Impact Entertainment will write the roast or toast for you. Contact Elliot or Garrett for help. They will put together an unforgettable roast/toast for you (and you can lie and say you did it yourself...who will know?).

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